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This is why I read VnnForum.com: | Cool Kids Rebel

This is why I read VnnForum.com:

May 31, 2007

Have you ever had to leave a nigger a message on their answering machine?

They always go something like this: [James Brown or some other nigger singer] “OOOOOOhhhhh OOOOOOOH, I wanna make luuuuuuuuuuuv to you baby. OOOOOOOH OOOOOOOH OOOOOOOH.”

The music goes on for about 3 minutes.

[music fades out]

“Hi, you have done reached the Johnson residence. Lashan, Denequius, Rastafarius and Dominique is not here at de moment. We is sorry we miss you call, but, like I done said, ain’ none of us here. Or if we is here, we jes ain answerin’ de phone. Please leave us a message and we will return your call at our convenience.

Have a bless day.” They ALWAYS say “Have a bless day”.

[music fades back in]

“OOOOOOOOOOOOOOh, OOOOOOOOOOOOh, I wanna make luuuuuuuuuuuv to you baby. ”

The music goes on for about another 3 minutes.

THEN, FINALLY, MERCIFULLY, you get the beep and you can leave your message.

Then the niggers don’t call you back anyway because they can tell by your voice that you are white and they think that you are the debt collector.

It’s maddening.